hola amiguita y tia ajaja espero q la ayas pasado bien y dame bien tu numero por q la otra vez te llame y me contesto tu mama .. ok tkm cdt y dejame tu numero byeeeeee

felix cumpleaños pasala bien al lado de tus seres keridos y que cada año sea mejor en tu vida
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amia como estas sabes se te extraña mucho ..visitanos escribenos nc algo da señales de vida

HOLA AMIGA TE DESEO UNA FELIZ NAVIDAD..MUCHAS BENDICIONES ATI Y ATU FAMILIA..Y COMPARTE MI SALUDO A TODOS LOS Q CONOSCAS..HAGAMOS Q EL ESPIRITU NAVIDEÑO REINE EN CADA UNO…FELIZ NAVIDAD..FELICES PASCUAS…MERRY CHRISTMAS…ETC ETC…:p :p :p….T3RRY :p :p :p
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50 mentiras caseras jejjjejje
1. Este anio me pongo a estudiar.
2. No te va doler.
3. Un momento y nos vamos.
4. Justo te iba a llamar ahora
5. Por mi madre que nunca mas vuelvo a beber.
6. YO?...Con esa??...NUNCA!!!!!!! NI BORRACHO!!!
7. El profe me tiene mania
8. q? te debo algo?...ni me acordaba.
9. Perdimos por el arbitro.
10. Pase el semaforo en ambar (amarillo).
11. Ponlo tu maniana te lo pago.
12. Te lo juro por mi madre que te lo mande
13. No, no te preocupes;...yo te llamo.
14. Ayer estaba enfermo.
15. El dia 1ero dejo de fumar.
16. Se me perdio el telefono
17. Veo si tengo correo y me desconecto.
18. Justo estaba pensando en ti.
19. Solo somos amigos.
20. Se cayo solo y se rompio
21. Pero si yo estudie esta vez!!!
22. Me gustaste desde la primera vez que te vi!
23. Siii voy.......seguro.....
24. Te queda muy bien!!!!
25. Te juro que no se lo voy a contar a nadie.
26. El lunes empiezo la dieta.
27. Si sali con ella, pero no paso nada.
28. Tienes los ojos mas lindos que vi en mi vida.
29. Yo?..Ir a esos lugares?...Nunca!
30. Sii,choque pero la culpa la tuvo el otro.
31. Borracho, borracho nunca estuve... solo un poco alegre.
32. Es en serio que Playboy tiene un Web?
33. No, no tengo tel?...pero dame el tuyo que yo te llamo. 34. Te estuve llamando, pero comunicaba.
35. Que pena que no fuiste. Fue increible!!! Como la pasamos!
36. Jamas te olvidare (EsE eS fLoRo bArAtO)jejeje
37. Llamame en cinco minutos que estoy en una reunion
38. Mis ojos estan rojos porque estoy resfriado.
39. Es la puntita nada mas mi amor.
40.A uno de mi pueblo tambien le paso
41. No escuche cuando sono el movil debe ser que me quede dormido.
42. Hola,papa?? me quedo a dormir en casa de un amigo(a). 43. Maniana te traigo tus CD's...
44. Dame tiempo... tengo que aclarar mis ideas.
45. Se me perdio el correo, a ver, dime?.
46. Ve con calma, yo te cuido a tu chica(o).
47. Yo a ella la veo como amiga(o).
48. Yo y mi ex ahora somos amiguisimos(As).
49. Cuando me case nunca mas voy a mirar a otra(o).
50 Te querre siempre. Manda esto a todos tus patas ke una vez han soltado una de estas mentiras..( incluyendome si me consideras tu pata!) y cuidado con..si ahorita te lo mando esperame un toke noma! ya se saben las mentiras!! Jajaja
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El PERUANO no se casa: se amarra, se matrisuicida
El PERUANO no tiene un bebe: tiene un chibolo, su engendro, su ?tiene su wawa, su calato
El PERUANO no dice groserias: dice lisuras, se le sale el indio, se le sale el callejon
El PERUANO no vaga: hace hora, mata el tiempo
El PERUANO no tiene zapatos: tiene tabas, chancabuques, tumba cerros
El PERUANO no tiene enamorada: tiene jerma, costilla, hembrita, tiene monta, tiene marcaci?cursal.
El PERUANO no come: jamea, traga, papea, combea, tira richi, tira chancho, quiere merco
El PERUANO no duerme: jatea
Al PERUANO no le da verguenza: se paltea, le da roche, se friquea, se mu?, esta con rochabus( ta que palta!)
El PERUANO no te golpea: te mete combo, te tira lapo, te mete quechi, te gomea, te revienta a patadas, te mete tu chiquita, te da tu tatequieto, te saca la conchesum...
El PERUANO no se olvida de pagarte una deuda: te pelotea, se cierra, te mete cabeza
El PERUANO no es feo: esta hasta las huevas, esta en naranja huando, esta que no pasa nada, es federal, es un moticuco
El PERUANO no tiene barriga: tiene guata chelera
El PERUANO no te pide un cigarro: te dice toca tu fallo, pasa tu incendio, pasame el cancer ;)
El PERUANO no llora: chilla, moquea
El PERUANO no jura: te dice "a la firme" "por mi madre cu?por la Sarita
La PERUANA no tiene enamorado: tiene machete, tiene gil, su jinete, su sacaconejos, tiene su gilberto, su machuca fuerte, su mariscal, su Montanter, su mariachi, SU PEOR ES NADAEl
El PERUANO no es gay: es cabro, rosquete, boyo, chimbombo, brinchi, cabrito, brocoli, SOMOS MAS
El PERUANO no es tonto: es cojudo, monse, gil, ahuevado, tarado, sonso, huevas, corcho, es un huev?r>El PERUANO no se queja:friega, pitea, hace chongo, jode
El PERUANO no entiende algo: computa, manya
El PERUANO no piensa: cranea
Al PERUANO no se exita: se arrecha, se pone arriola, se pone roller
El PERUANO no se va: se quita, es fuga, safa, embala
El PERUANO no se emborracha: se zampa, se mete una bomba, se mete una huasca, chupa, se tira unas chelitas
El PERUANO no arruina algo: la cag...
El PERUANO no besa: chapa, agarra
El PERUANO no trabaja: chambea
El PERUANO no es activo: es pilas, es mosca
El PERUANO no convence: tira floro
El PERUANO no es curioso: es sapos
El PERUANO no se declara: se manda, se lanza, se avienta
El PERUANO no se divierte: se vacila, chonguea
El PERUANO no molesta: friega, maletea
El PERUANO no va a fiestas: va a tonos
El PERUANO no la ve facil: la ve papayita
El PERUANO no es burlon: es cachasiento
El PERUANO no es estudioso: es chanchon, craneo
El PERUANO no se cae: se saca la mierd.....!
El PERUANO nola ve dificil: la ve tranca, yuca
El PERUANO no es un tipo detestable: es una rata, es una bassssssssura
El PERUANO no tiene amantes: tiene calentados, amarres
El PERUANO no muy bien parecido: esta en algod? un cuero, un churro
El PERUANO no pide que lo lleven: pide una jaladita
El PERUANO no sale con una chica: tiene un plancito
El PERUANO no es un tipo alegre: es de la p...ta mad...e
El PERUANO no se rie: se caga de la risa
El PERUANO no tiene amigos: tiene patas, cu?causas, chocheritas, choches, yuntas
El PERUANO no es rico: es un pituco
El PERUANO no finge que te aprecia: es un sobon, un chupamedias, un franelero
El PERUANO no se enamora: se tiempla hasta las patas
El PERUANO no es un tipo de mal gusto: es un chuzco, un huachafo, un angurriento
El PERUANO no es bisexual: es de doble filo
El PERUANO no esta sin dinero: esta misio, misionero, ta sin plata
El PERUANO no ve algo bueno: lo ve bacan, chevere, paja
El PERUANO no esta viejo: ta cocho, tecla, tio
El PERUANO es molestoso: es chinche, cargoso, pesado
El PERUANO no muere: cuelga los tenis, estira la pata
El PERUANO no es de baja estatura: es chato
El PERUANO no es ladron:es choro
El PERUANO no enamora: florea, afanea
El PERUANO no se enoja: se asa, esta que revienta
El PERUANO habla mal de alguien: raja, maletea
El PERUANO no tiene varias novias: es un jugador,un jugadorazo

Y POR ULTIMO.......

EL PERUANO NO ES CUALQUIER COSA: ES PERUANO!!!!!!!!!!!
Enviaselo a todos tus amigos para que sepan que asi somos los peruanos, Lo mSxImOoo...! xDDDDDDDD!..VaO PeRu!...

Te conocí un viernes y el sábado solo pensaba en ti y la luna llena me advirtió de enamorarse así pero el tabaco me dijo vive el momento mas no falto el "trago" para desearme buena suerte. Y voy directo a conkistarte aun q sé q puedes despreciarme es como entrar en un rodeo sabiendo que soy ciego Pienso en ti, cada ves que no estas aki lloro así, cada ves que me embriago. Sin lastimarte kisiera acercarme un poko mas y con tu permiso bordear con mis manos tu figura robarte un beso y sellar con eso nuestro amor no sé que siento q no kiero que todo sea un sueño...
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